Michael Phelps training his lung capacity

Phelps Hit

Ladies and Gentlemen, 8 time Olympic gold medal winner, Michael Phelps.

7 Responses to “Michael Phelps training his lung capacity”

  1. 3fj
    February 6th, 2009 | 1:58 pm |
  2. Dirt
    February 6th, 2009 | 2:06 pm |

    I actually feel bad for him. I mean, this all says more about the weird repression/prohibition mentality America has about marijuana than any failings on his part. If this were a picture of him kicking back with a beer, everyone would be all “Hey, he deserves a cold one!” But because it’s pot, it’s a huge scandal. Even a cigarette would have gotten less disapproval.

    It also means he can’t trust anybody. I assume he thought he was with friends. Some friends. First they turned him on to the evil weed… then they destroy his career with a cellphone camera?

  3. Dirt
    February 6th, 2009 | 2:07 pm |

    3fj beats me to the punch…

  4. eve
    February 6th, 2009 | 2:14 pm |

    That’s beautiful, 3fj. I do wish he would respond with that, but I think endorsements are at stake.

  5. Grossman
    February 6th, 2009 | 11:16 pm |

    Yeah, that “letter” is ironclad.

    Really though, in a time when investment bankers and credit card companies have completely mangled the world economy to it’s core, why do people even care about crap like this?

    If he ends up ruining his career from this absurd incident (a picture, mind you, not even a drug test), it would truly be a damn shame. He won 14 gold medals, what more do people want from the guy?

  6. seanomenon
    February 7th, 2009 | 11:20 am |

    I’m glad he’s already in training for the 2016 games in Amsterdam.

    “Phelps gets the gold in bonghitting, jointrolling, and one-hitter unclogging! USA! USA!”

  7. Victoria
    February 8th, 2009 | 6:41 pm |

    Now that he’s lost his Subway deal I wonder if their entire stoner client base will start eating at Quiznos.