Boku No Sexual Harassment Cornbrator – Hyper Wank Device

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4 Responses to “Boku No Sexual Harassment Cornbrator – Hyper Wank Device”

  1. seanomenon
    December 30th, 2006 | 7:44 pm |

    It’s so hard to get a good hyper-wank going without mechanical assistance.

  2. Dirt
    January 2nd, 2007 | 8:35 am |

    How exactly does the Cornbrator prevent sexual harassment?

    I bet this would be a big hit in the otherwise-conservative Midwest.

    (Nice use of the marquee tag, T-killa.)

  3. seanomenon
    January 3rd, 2007 | 12:59 pm |

    Once you’ve used a hyper-wank device, you generally don’t want to sexually harass anyone. You might start sexually harassing robots, but not people.

  4. CE
    January 4th, 2007 | 3:18 am |

    If I ate corn today, does that mean I’m gay?