12/30/2006
Boku No Sexual Harassment Cornbrator – Hyper Wank Device

by threadkilla at 6:06 pm under WTF?!, culture shock, machines, naughty, random
4 Comments

by threadkilla at 6:06 pm under WTF?!, culture shock, machines, naughty, random
4 Comments



It’s so hard to get a good hyper-wank going without mechanical assistance.
How exactly does the Cornbrator prevent sexual harassment?
I bet this would be a big hit in the otherwise-conservative Midwest.
(Nice use of the marquee tag, T-killa.)
Once you’ve used a hyper-wank device, you generally don’t want to sexually harass anyone. You might start sexually harassing robots, but not people.
If I ate corn today, does that mean I’m gay?