Archive for October, 2004
Impaled Northern Moonforest is the “brainchild” of former Anal Cunt members Josh Martin and Seth Putnam. At three o’clock one frostbitten morning of 1997 they were bored and decided to make a true (joke) Norwegian style black metal band. However, there was someone sleeping nearby so they couldn’t use an electric guitar or drum kit, so they used an acoustic guitar with Seth slapping his knees and a mattress for percussion.
Song titles include “Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of THe Grim And Frosbitten Necrobobsledders” and “Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar”
This should replace that “We can put a man on the moon, but we can’t ______” phrase. E.g., “We can build a robot made of legos that completes all levels of Super Mario Brothers, but we can’t cure the common cold.”
Within 3 months, expect no telemarketers.
Killer tribal graphics and fast action combine with huge tone to create the perfect instrument for the purveyor of very heavy metal, a la Kerry King of Slayer. Comes with guitar, gig bag, picks, strap, headsweat with tribal graphics, and a full-color Kerry King poster.